Tales of a Dog Nerd

Long time no read...

Yeah, you caught me... I'm backlogging. Sue me! At least you get to know what's been going on, provided you actually care. You of course will have to read from the bottom up if you want to go in chronological order though.

It's been almost 2 months, and lots can happen in those 2 months let me tell you!

This will take some time, so be patient!

Gotta love innuendo...

Not sure what happened to the rest of February, but for some reason it got sunk into a black hole. I can't recall what went on for that entire week, nor do I have any photographic evidence. Must have been a pretty boring week.

So then, Josh and I went shopping. It's very odd, he and I can have fun anywhere.

I guess there's not a lot of people who don't enjoy...
Riding the cock!

or

Licking some pussy...

and although many won't admit it...
even choking the chicken has its uses!

Me, I've always enjoyed a good swordfight. :)

Happy Birthday Abby

For Abby's birthday we went to Paddy's.

Followed by a Son of Rust show at Sabala's.

It was a goth show, so everyone posed accordingly.

although it was so dark and smoky in there the pictures didn't come out very good. Here's the only two salvageable ones from the show.

A second birthday for Eldon...

because when turning 30, one party, just like one drink, simply isn't enough!

There was lots of dancing...

and plenty of random.

and at one point in the night, there was even a Screaming Orgasm....

technically there were 10, as Simon bought us all one.

as Warren would say, "It was good times."

Eldon's Birthday

falls the day before Valentine's Day, and because it was a weekday and everyone else that we know was also born in the month of February and booked the week before with their parties..

Eldon decided to wait till the week after to do his.

The first one was on Friday night...

We went to McMenamin's and it was just a gathering of friends and some neat little gifts.

I showed off my excessively good table manners.
(Come on... who do you think taught my dog to catch?)

and Eldon seemed to have a really good time.

Then him and his sister showed us the fact that the Van Noy's can't live without sleep.

Final Hurrah...

There were two occasions for Justin to throw a shindig at his house. 1 being that he is another Aquarius. The second being that he had decided to shed himself of his stifling, "conformist" suburbian lifestyle to something a little more befitting the single, budding rockstar. He was moving on up.. to downtown P-town.

In order to cleanse himself of his old domicile, the only stipulation that he made was that all the drinks be CLEAR.

And they were....

Right down to the jello shots made with 151. Those hurt. Especially if you drank a lot of them.

Things were good.. lots of people drank way too much and everyone was a little friendlier than usual even.

And I'm not sure if it just sounded like fun or if it was to annoy the neighbors one last time, but Justin decided to do a farewell concert in his garage.

I'm pretty sure that's what made the cops come. How funny is that? Having your house party broken up by the cops, when everyone there is pushing 30? We weren't sure whether to laugh or cry about that. It was all ok though. Nobody got arrested, nobody got in trouble.. was a good night.

Happy Birthday Aaron

Yet again, another Aquarian birthday. Aaron had a party at his house to celebrate his birthday.

Strange games were played..

Judgement was passed on the players performances...

Geoff had to get his eyebrows plucked,

and pretend to perform masterbation... with a flashlight.

Birthday lapdances were given.

Eldon's "Bull Moose" punishment was to run around the house slapping his ass screaming "I'm a pony." The best part was, "I'm a pony, I'm a pony.." followed by a crash as soon as he was out of sight. Apparently running in socks, alcohol and slippery kitchen floors don't mix.