Beach Party

I saw that there was going to be a "beach party" at Aura on Saturday night, where they were actually bringing in sand for the occasion, and it sounded like a lot of fun, so I did what I always do... invite everyone I know, and usually get 3 people to actually show up.

That's pretty much what happened. Those who didn't go, missed out. It was a lot of fun.

Me, being the major dork I am, attempted to pay for my drink with Sand Dollars. The bartender was a good sport and thought it was funny though.

I got a drink, in a pineapple!

What? It's perfectly manly to drink from a pineapple!

(but only if you make an offering to a hot cardboard chick.)

I told you they brought in sand... so Aaron and I had to play in it....

we were going to make a sand castle, but the sand wasn't wet enough where we were, so we made a sand elephant.

THEN, we made the castle!

(or not.. I'm a terrible liar, and NOT that good at sand castles.)

What I am good at, is getting drinks though. My next drink was in a coconut. As was Aaron and Simon's. However the joke was that I got away without paying the "penis tax."

Female getting drink from male bartender....$5



Males ordering SAME drink from said male bartender... $8 each.
(The best part?... look at the size difference between my coconut and Aaron's.)

There was a couple bachelorette parties happening that night, and since I had with me three hansome guys.. TRYING to look cool and uninterested....


They came to us for their scavenger hunt needs. One of which was "get a random guy to give you a piggy back ride." Aaron volunteered.


Some pictures, you just had to be there.





and the bikini contest? Well, there wasn't much of a contest, because there weren't many bikinis. Let's just say that I didn't win because I actually wore a bikini and kept it on. Since my little brother reads this, the pictures will remain in my archive... sorry folks.